Woe to him, . . . who has no court of appeal against the world's judgment.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

Your spouse is not a possession you attain, but a friend in which you trust & adore.

It's important for women to work. They need to keep their independence, to keep earning and being challenged.

Life is stressful,dear. That's why they say "rest in peace.

The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not.

There is a language barrier between vets and the civilian population. They speak different languages.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

Don't cut bangs with a hatchet. Don't do brain surgery with a pickax.

We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God.

The only society I like is rough and tough, and the tougher the better. There's where you get down to bedrock and meet human people.

I hope the Canada Pops can play in E and A. I do 'Forty Days' and 'Bo Diddley'. I don't change songs, just bands.