Woman absent is woman dead.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Uniqueness is what makes you the most beautiful.

I did not know that it was love until I knew.

It's a very remarkable story.""Remarkable's a well-chosen word. It doesn't give you away.

Life is full of beauty. Notice it.

Whatever. Everyone mispronounces my name. And, like, David Bowie was big before I was born, right?

To him that will, waies are not wanting.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

Our work must remain open and transparent so that we hear the voices of all

I cleared my throat - it isn't frogs you get in your throat; it's memories.

The people we are in relationships with are always a mirror, reflecting our own beliefs, and simultaneously we are mirrors, reflecting their beliefs.