Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Figuring out what you want in life is hard, having the courage to fulfill it is even harder!

the ocean mist engulfs me, like a lifetime’s friendship honored.

Many small businesses would rather face an angry barbarian horde than tackle their cash flow statement or price a new product.

Creole is New Orleans city food. Communities were created by the people who wanted to stay and not go back to Spain or France.

But my dad also was a remarkable man, a good person, a principled individual, a man of integrity.

In fact, it was all I could do to stop myself from saying, 'I've always been a big fan of your work.

For men, it's necessary to push aside that marvelous ego that tells you that you are all knowing and capable, and see that you are not.

My strength is coming up with two outs in the last of the ninth.

It's a kindness that the mind can go where it wishes.

A good game impresses you with what you're doing. I think that's a fundamental difference that I as a game designer need to recede in the background.