Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

It's not about the words that come out of your mouth. It's about the words that come out of your heart.

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.

The living limit is not ascertained by wealth one has

I can be fearlessly strong at times to protect an inner frailty.

The rolling contract was designed to specifically take away some of that retirement talk and retirement issue.

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

I like Messi because he doesn't think he is Messi.

Unity among the different races and the different religions of India is indispensable to the birth of national life.

I’m a dancer who cannot dance.

The great advantage of the Lib Dems is precisely that no-one knows what they stand for.