Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

What is the difference between my life and my love? One gets me low, the other lets me go.

Assuming is a form of giving away your power to another regarding an outcome that concerns you.

When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little did I suspect that I should be at forty-nine, what I now am.

The cheapest natural gas in the world is in the United States.

A script like Nightcrawler gives me an opportunity to truly realize a vision thats mine, which is exciting.

I won! I won! I don't have to go to school anymore.

There are men who talk of women and others who talk to them. I don’t talk of them, I prefer talking to them

I don't like the feeling, but I've got to say that a little fear makes me a more focused, more responsible programmer.

Heaven's slow but sure redress of human ills.

I come from a place where there's a lot of musical families.