Women and foxes being weak are distinguished by superior tact.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Hillary Rodham Clinton is a museum-quality specimen of the Yankee – self-righteous, ruthless, and self-aggrandizing.”--Dr. Clyde Wilson

Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does pay for therapy.

It won't be pleasant." "Nothing ever is.

I know of nothing that is so degenerating and so dangerous as idleness, for the brain will seek out mischief.

I do make my own brushes and have done so for many years. I'm constantly refining the designs, trying new materials, re-configuring other brushes - all in my never-ending quest for the perfect brush.

... true love is like religion, it hath its silence and its sanctity.

All of us have moments in our childhood where we come alive for the first time. And we go back to those moments and think, This is when I became myself.

The simpler songs are just done when the lyric has been stated; the more complex or band-oriented stuff can go in a million directions.

Give luck a chance to happen.