Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.

If one's honest about it, spending time in a car with children is pretty ghastly.

I was happier when I was doing a mechanic's job.

I'm not claiming I'm a saint, but I have a genuine, genuine belief in trying to help others.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

The old days were slower. People buttered their bread without guilt and sat down to dinner en famille.

To say a thing 'must be', is the very power that makes it.

Possibility-thinking is the long sought-after fountain of youth.

Millions of individuals making their own decisions in the marketplace will always allocate resources better than any centralized government planning process.