Women are being told to get midwives [in UK] because there's not enough room and there's not enough pain medicine at the hospitals.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Water in, water out until there is no water to run and the riverbed runs dry. That's life

Emotion is created by a cause, whether that cause is factual or imaginary does not matter, as longer as the believer holds it as true.

Use this day to honor the memory of Christmas — whilst it remains celebrated in your life.

[Music is] so inspirational in terms of making me want to become better.

The perfection of mathematical beauty is such...that whatsoever is most beautiful and regular is also found to be most useful and excellent.

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

It is almost impossible to convince people who are under the influence of ideological bigotry that whose whom they regard as belonging to the enemy species are human.

Tune into my new lifetime movie. 'Dislocated shoulder' airing right now.

This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.

Humility is the ability to give up your pride and still retain your dignity.