Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Feeling grateful to breathe a new day. Gratitude is a way to submit to the flow of life.

When you're underperforming the index, you go home at night and cry in your beer. It's not fun, but who said this business should be fun. We're too well paid to hang our heads and say boo hoo.

We have to see that all of us are in the same boat.

Since the Americans have ceased to have dyspepsia, they have lost the only thing that gave them any expression.

Wilbur brought the vision and Rodney executed it.

I like jewelry. Big rings, big necklaces. Shoes, belts, luggage.

Everyone will hurt you if you let them in.

The ability to fight isnt a one-size fits all; everybody is different.

I was probably in the best shape of any athlete at the time, but you don't get to pass judgment on yourself.

My worst haircuts have been the ones where I've done my own.