Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

They say blood is thicker than water, but I say ice, can be more solid than blood, when times get cold.

The right way to start your day...Guard well within yourself with benevolence, Hateful people will always try to provoke you.

There's lots of things that can be solved with cash.

Someone has said that nations have interests, they don't have friends, and you see that over and over in U.S. policy.

I don't know where the line is. I don't know how much of myself is in Walter. There's got to be a bit of him there.

Rent-control laws disproportionately benefit the non-poor because the elite pull strings, work the system and are better connected than the non-poor.

I grew up in Winnipeg, in the Canadian midwest, the fifth child. It was a great household to grow up in - I was loved to sweet death.

Love is the most ethically consistent experience, because selfishness and altruism no longer seem opposed or in conflict.

I'd always done martial arts I was always interested in fighting.

Fiction, maybe art in general, is a tentative, uncertain enterprise; it's not science, it's an exploration, but you never find much in the way of answers.