Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

You have no cause to grumble boy. You made your choice and all this is a consequence of your choice. Whatever now ensues is what you yourself have chosen.

Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a marsh, and her name was Poison.

That's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does.

People submit tooeasily to change from others. And yet, for some reason, wheneverthey consider changing themselves, the focus is always on what theyare giving up, never what they are about to gain

When I design a building, I'm making sure you and I can get to the front door, there's enough of a threshold for entry, and that the rooms are in a logical sequence.

Ignorance is stubborn and prejudice is hard.

Existence is a mystery , and one should accept it as a mystery and not pretend to have any explanation .

My starting point was the search for my identity in foreign places, in places where I am estranged from myself.

What really binds men together is their culture, the ideas and the standards they have in common.

I've got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, got the string around my finger.