Women are never at ease when they have ideas.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

It is. But not as hard as farce.

Bring it, grizzly. Show me what you've got.

I'm interested. It's like you've got all these weird barriers set up, like you only want me to have access to this tiny part of you…

When you choose a Guru you become a follower. When your Guru chooses you, you become a disciple

A man strikes you, make him bleed. He makes you bleed, you break his bones. He breaks your bones, kill him. Being hit is inevitable, strike back twice as hard.

When you are studying jazz, the best thing to do is listen to records or listen to live music. It isn't as though you go to a teacher. You just listen as much as you can and absorb everything.

After years of research, scientists recently reported that there is, indeed, arroz in Spanish Harlem. A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted.

Wear it if it clashes.

I have always been a sucker for ballads, but you have to be careful these days, you can't overload people.

Apology sends the clearest signal that we have the strength of character to reconcile ourselves with the truth.

Children of the future, watching empires fall. Madness the cup they drink from, self destruction the toll.