Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

The only goal in life is to be happy, genuinely, intensely and consistently, regardless of what it looks like to others.

With a sincere heart and a gifted spirit, William penetrates the souls realm so as to assist those who seek his guidance to move closer to filling their destiny.

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

I like aristocracy. I like the beauty of aristocracy. I like the hierarchical feeling.

Every great success is an accumulation of thousands of ordinary efforts that no one else sees or appreciates.

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!

Your will cannot always choose the path; very often the route is determined by chance or by the will of others.

Life is short. You can't afford to put off what God has put in your heart. You don't have time to live with things holding you back.

Rumpole, you must move with the times." "If I don't like the way the times are moving, I shall refuse to accompany them.

I think the zenith of popular songwriting to the United States of America was that period that started in the '20s and went into the '50s. It was the period of the great American standard song.