Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

Master Plato once said that Lux est umbra Dei

Love is the net profit on life.

What you really believe about the source of great performance thus becomes the foundation of all you will ever achieve

I don't judge a person by the place he or she is. I'm more interested in where that person is going, and the steps they are taking to get there.

Even if you play perfectly, a fault of your opponent's can destroy the entire beauty of the game.

If you betray me, can I take a better revenge than to love the person you hate?

It's far better to make people angry than to make them ashamed.

Telling stories, making them come alive is what makes me come alive. So I try to live a life where sharing this vital search of inspiration is a must.

Making an enduring company was both harder and more important than making a great product.

Read, read, read, read, read, read, read, read, read, read, read, read, read...if you don't read, you will never be a filmmaker.