Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.

The universe makes it possible.Your mindset makes it probable.Your behavior makes it reality.

He that hath no rule over his own spirit is like a city that is broken down and without walls.

I'm not a DJ, I don't know how to scratch and I don't know how to mix, but I do know how to party. One of my jobs is actually to travel the world and party.

Counter football is not something weak teams only can do by the way. It is sometimes said in a way as if counter football is inferior. It's not.

A fundamental condition of Being is slavery. Man is the slave of God, and God that of His vanity.

The shortest way to arrive at glory would be to do that for conscience which we do for glory.

My Vocation is my Vacation. I love what I do.

Good work ain't cheap, cheap work ain't good.

My principal business is giving commercial value to the brilliant - but misdirected - ideas of others.

Envy plus rhetoric equals "social justice.".