Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Only two things can reveal life's great secrets: suffering and love.

I have a fantastic relationship with money. I use it to buy my freedom.

Cars for me are like a piece of art.

Easy come, easy go... "Achieve-everything-while-doing-nothing" schemes don't work, they are just not logical

Some people never see the light Till it shines thru bullet holes.

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.

The fact that 35 percent of all American giving went to religious organizations in 2010 reflects how closely bound many of us are with our place of worship.

I'm often called obsessive, but I don't think I am any more than anyone else.

If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the world a hundred years hence.

I knew Id have to go to Paris eventually, and I didnt want to be the provincial kid who just turns up and says, I want to act.