Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

As I close my eyes in prayer, let me see the faces of those who need to know You, beloved Savior.

Wisdom is a kind of knowledge. It is knowledge of the nature, career, and consequences of human values.

I'm looking forward to playing against Sidney Crosby as much as I am looking forward to playing against all of the other players in the NHL. And there is no rivalry.

I think people have to set up little battles. They have to demonize people whom they disagree with or feel threatened by. But it's the ideological framing of the debate that scares me.

When finger point at moon, don't look at finger or you'll miss the moon.

Monsters work seven days a week and don't take vacations.

Don't look for the needle in the haystack. Just buy the haystack!

Listen to yourself, not the noise of the world. Only you know what is right for you.

I believe that when you find problems, you should also find solutions.

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.