Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Give mea moon-blanket nightto keep me warma long-gone smileto comfort mea pair of rain-blue eyesto haunt mea simple soul...to love me.

Empty pockets taught me a million lessons

You have the power to create your own destiny. You just need to decide what you want and how badly you want it.

There's a video on YouTube where the terrorists clearly make trials [of chemical weapons] on a rabbit and kill the rabbit and said "this is how we're going to kill the Syrian people."

The intensity of a national culture should be represented by... the general education level and... the exceptional merit of a small elite of pioneers.

It was intended to be a vase, it has turned out a pot.

When you’re young, the goal is to have a hit. You get a little older and the goal becomes to get to make another record.

But, yeah, I'd love to do something else in someone else's movie.

Any time I do something, I want to remember this is what separates me from everybody else.

It is obvious that humanity faces existential threats of a global nature. They are global in the sense that is not possible to deal with them unless we resort to global governance.