Women critics are amazons in climax.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

a little modesty averts disgrace

The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.

Any fool can make history, but it takes a genius to write it.

Everyone surrounding you has gone through similar things. The search for love or the desire to have a family or the loss of a child.

God chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career.

My own idea is that these things are as piffle before the wind.

Any woman is sexual, absolutely.

I've always been a girl with a massive opinion.

Fiction is very important to me. It's what I do, it's what I do with my life.

Life is very short... but I would like to live four times and if I could, I would set out to do no other things than I am seeking now to do.