Women don't like advice. They don't want you to fix their problems, they just want you to listen.

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.

Yo! Hold my poodle!

When I see an arrogant man, I see one less competitor.

The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.

I think that anything that has privileges have responsibility and all people that is clear about their responsibility has compromise.

We can't just throw something out there and assume it works just because it has math in it.

Now we have hands-free phones, so you can focus on the thing you're really supposed to be doing. Chances are, if you need both of your hands to do something, your brain should be in on it too.

There's great release, really, in not seeing into the future.

Good luck, man." Wraith clapped him on the shoulder. "For an angel, you don't suck." "Ditto. For a demon....well, you do suck." "Because I'm half vampire?" "Sure," Reaver said. "Let's go with that.

Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

I will bring you a flower from the floor of the sea to wear in your hair.