Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

There. Let the gods of friendship and common sense strike him dead.

The greater a man’s folly, the greater his enslavement. The wiser a man is, the greater his freedom.

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

I think when you move past your fear and you go after your dreams wholeheartedly, you become free. Know what I'm saying? Move past the fear.

You can only have fun helping other people have fun if you're having fun doing it.

Reality, truth, and Jesus Christ are incredibly open-ended

In Hawaii, there are 50-year-old grandfathers, because they got married so early.

In Uzbekistan, hundreds of protesters were recently killed under the corrupt regime of President Karimov in what human rights groups are calling a massacre.

The dust's for crawling, heaven's for flying, Wherefore, O Soul, whose wings are grown, Soar upward to the sun!

You learn about gratitude by giving. You learn about humility by receiving, and in the pecking order of human qualities, I'd probably put humility somewhere before gratitude.