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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.


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Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."



My gym has two-pound weights. If you're using two-pound weights, how did you even open the door to the gym? What's your dream? To pump up and open your mail?

My gym has two-pound weights. If you're using two-pound weights, how did you even open the door to the gym? What's your dream? To pump up and open your mail?



Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!



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Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.



Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.

Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.



Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.

Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.



What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.



You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.



You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?



There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.





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I don't think you can work on feelings in politics, apart from anything else, political change can come very unexpectedly, sometimes overnight when you least expect it.



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And I always read the English translation and always have conversations with my translator, for example about the names. I always have to approve it.



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I've been called to the slums of the streets and the ditches of the world.



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Live through deeds of love, and let others live with tolerance for their unique intentions.




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