"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

stayi whisperedas youshut the door behind you

Amazon's identity and goals are never clear and always fluid, which makes the company destabilizing and intimidating.

Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.

I think some of this fascination with the 'Arab Spring' is just a grand experiment with Israel's survival.

For our hearts are enfeebled by prosperity, so that we cannot make the effort to pray.

Somehow I got the feeling at an early age that I had to do something important with my life.

You can never change what you don't confront and transform what you avoid.

Better never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you; for you only make your trouble double trouble when you do.

Quality rather than quantity distinguishes the master.

There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.