Women in general seem to me to be appreciably more intelligent than men. A great many of them suffer in silence from the imbecilities of their husbands.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure will.

Just remember that when nobody else was there for you I was.And when nobody else gave a damn I did.

To think outside the box, first you need to know what YOU & OTHERS are thinking inside.

Will it, and set to work briskly.

Of all the plagues with which the world is curst, Of every ill, a woman is the worst.

We need to put no confidence in the arm of flesh, but rather trust ourselves entirely to the arm of the Lord.

The IRS takes your money. Congress uses our money to arm our enemies. The IRS takes more of your money. Congress uses that money to fight the enemies Congress just armed.

We cheat ourselves in order to enjoy a calm conscience without possessing virtue.

As a general rule, people tend to do best what they enjoy doing most.

What was Watergate? A little bugging!