Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Instead of casting aspersions at the process, why don’t you redirect your energy towards something more advantageous, like finally completing the Program!

Self-awareness is probably overrated. A complex, self-regulating system doesn't need it in order to be successful, or even smart.

One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it.

Be honest about who you are and what your bringing to the table and what your expectations are.

I don't know but maybe it's fair to say that some of the responsibility lies with the American people and not just on the leaders.

He that will not when he may, When he would, he should have nay.

No mind should submit their mind to another mind He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still -- that's my motto. I won't be brainwashed.

When love takes you by the hand and leaves you better, that is home. That's the place to stake your claim and build your life.

An independent judiciary does not mean judges independent of the Constitution from which they derive their power or independent of the laws that they are sworn to uphold.