Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

The study of beauty is a duel in which the artist cries with terror before being defeated.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Women writers of all people should know better than to pigeonhole women, put them in little groups, the smart one, the sweet one.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

It's not like I go into the studio and say I'm going to try to make music to prove to somebody that I can make music.

The longer an article is in the process of manufacture and the more it is moved about, the greater its ultimate cost.

Morality represents for everybody a thoroughly definite and ascertained idea: the idea of human conduct regulated in a certain manner.

I don't see Dior as something that could become mine. I see it as a dialogue with the women who wear it. I want to stay connected to them rather than to an abstract brand.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

With my schedule, I don't have much time to get to yoga classes, but I do keep a mat in my trailer and practice for a few minutes most days. It keeps me centered.