Women right now, we can't make mediocre [stuff]. Men can and do make tons of mediocre stuff, but I feel like women.

I think that Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs, like, a pump-up. And I think Jock Jams is a classic pump-up. Like before she starts working, she needs that.

Comedy can simultaneously allow you to dive headfirst into the world's pain and escape it.

I used to not be into the fancy ones. I used to eat goo balls all the time.

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.

Every show that comes out that's female driven is compared to the last female-driven show, as if it's taking over.

I'm so thankful for that struggling period. That time is really great where you have no idea what's going to happen.

Life is a sacred shared-life.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.

God, what a ghastly enterprise to be in, though-and what an odd way to achieve success. I'm an exhibitionist who wants to hide, but is unsuccessful at hiding; therefore, somehow I succeed.

You know, anyone who wears glasses, in one sense or another, is a cyborg.

A man of understanding finds less difficulty in submitting to a wrong-headed fellow, than in attempting to set him right.

I am on the side of pluralistic societies, and I will do whatever I can - by the best means available and any means necessary - to protect spaces that encourage open communication between people.

I'm about to read Scott Turow's 'Innocent.' I've been hungry for this book since he first told me it was in the works. I'm a serious Turow fan.

Jedi Masters do not crack up- they just get eccentric.- Luke Skywalker

There's a pretty woman for ever lucky man in the world: every man in the world is a lucky man if he only knew it, so why waste time?