Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong.

It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.

My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important.

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."

I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.

The fight for joy is first and always a fight to see.

If you live in a graveyard, you can't weep for everyone.

I hate injustice, I despise inequity, I condemn hypocrisy, I abhor the lack of reason.

Take your mind off yourself. Focus on what you are doing and how you can do it better.

A Christian is one who rejoices in the superiority of a rival.

We have to have a purpose greater than the endless struggle to satisfy personal desires.

Anxiety will bear a lot of nuisance.

Behind every corrupt politician are 10-20 corrupt businessmen.

It is much easier to do something than to trust in God. That is why there are so few fellow workers with God and so many workers for Him. We would far rather work for God than believe in Him.

I've always had a great love for the blues.