Women should be obscene, not heard.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.

Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile they are commonly planted too close.

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

Candidates are making lasting impressions on voters, not just primary voters, in how they campaign.

It's never the differences between people that suprise us. It's the things that, against all odds, we have in common.

You have to know writing styles well before you can copy them - and then incorporate parts of them into your own style.

I believe that a child going without an education is a crime.

When I go to see something I'm in, or my friends are in, it's like a home movie. When I just go to the movies and don't know anyone in it, then it's a real movie.

I don't think," he insisted. "I feel.