Women should be protected from anyone's exercise of unrighteous power... but then, so should every other living creature.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Don't judge a book by its cover

A man's a man. But when you see a king, you see the work of many thousand men.

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

The beginning of compunction is the beginning of a new life.

The rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families.

Plainness has its peculiar temptations and vices quite as much as beauty.

What makes life dreary is the want of a motive.

Don't you meddle with me, and I won't meddle with you.

Reject evil. Choose the good.

(Ty) Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.

And so it is that you learn how to pass, if you're lucky, to look like everyone else, even though you're broken inside.

Transmission of documents via telephone wires is possible in principle, but the apparatus required is so expensive that it will never become a practical proposition.

Urban design is where the number are and easy size of installation plus the fast lessons to extend out to larger design acreage.

I am not a morning person. I like to sleep in.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

It's like Duke Ellington said, there are only two kinds of music - good and bad. And you can tell when something is good.

One of the prerogatives by which man is eminently distinguished from all other living beings inhabiting this globe of earth, consists in the gift of reason.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.