Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man who misses ones.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

Since the masses are always eager to believe something, for their benefit nothing is so easy to arrange as facts.

I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.

The art of putting the right men in the right places is first in the science of government; but that of finding places for the discontented is the most difficult.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

Hope is possibly the only inexhaustible resource on earth.

Examine the energy you are sending into the world. Is it positive, loving and hopeful or is it negative, hostile and angry?

Designs of purely arbitrary nature cannot be expected to last long.

Lastly, there is bankruptcy, as the United States pours its economic resources into ever more grandiose military projects and shortchanges the education, health, and safety of its citizens.

It turns out that President Obama has acid reflux. He had a sore throat, went to the hospital, and they diagnosed it as acid reflux. Talk about irony -- it's not covered by Obamacare.

I just kind of lived my life naturally and did what I wanted to do.

Forgiveness is a form of the highest love

You're punishing him over and over for things that are out of his control.

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.