Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.

My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business.

If you want people to to think, give them intent, not instruction.

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness

Who you are is why you choose poorly, or fail to choose wisely.

You must be DIVORCED from your SIN, or you cannot be MARRIED to CHRIST.

Pop Art is not painting because painting must have content and emotion.

A Minneapolis, Minnesota high school teacher hung this sign under the clock in her classroom. "Time will pass...Will you?"

Vision is nothing without a plan to execute it.

[ Negro leaders] never let the white man know exactly what black people are thinking.

Christ is no Moses, no exactor, no giver of laws, but a giver of grace, a Savior; he is infinite mercy and goodness, freely and bountifully given to us.

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?