Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Sometimes you need to fight your demons yet, sometimes you just need to embrace them.

It is by finding out what something is not that one comes closest to understanding what it is.

If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists.

I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

A woman can carry a bag, but it is the shoe that carries the woman.

The new markets that arise from ecological constraints will dominate the 21st century economy, and so will markets for knowledge.

I think we had quite enough capitalism in the last eight years; I think we need some regulation now.

A mathematician is only perfect insofar as he is a perfect man, sensitive to the beauty of truth.

I meddled in things that man must leave alone

"Without faith it is impossible to please God," and without faith it is impossible for you to become great. The distinguishing characteristic of all really great men and women is an unwavering faith.