Women want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest.

I can tan quickly. What takes people hours to do, I can tan in half an hour.

The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

To my mind, there are no unattractive women; only those who haven't been awakened by love . . . A woman is often like a strip of film-obliterated, insignificant-until a man puts the light behind her.

Basically, I'm a shy human being. Very introverted.

There's no telling what the score will be if this one goes in

Referee Norlinger is outstanding in the sense that he stands out.

I'm kind of like a relic from another era.

Women love romance, but they're not as romantic as men.

What that situation really needed was a little eyebrows.

The truth of it is that women are far more logical than men.

Life is neither hard nor easy, life is life. Understanding this will help you endure every life situation, for life is neither hard nor easy, life is simply life.

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

Movies are written in sand: applauded today, forgotten tomorrow.

Fashion may not be a weapon of the woman but at least it gives her the ammunition.

I regret the things I didn't do, not what I did.

I'm not sure if that answers the question and I have absolutely no problem with any major world religion on Earth.

Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.