Women were the very devil, at the mercy of their frail strength.

She was no intellectual, but men were scrupulous about avoiding intellectual women unless they had the sense to keep it well hidden.

Two brothers. Two different worlds. Different mothers, of course. Did that explain it? Women usually explained everything.

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight!

Intelligence is the icing, but wisdom is the cake.

Socialism must come down from the brain and reach the heart.

To these ideals which were instilled in me when I was a youth, I attribute in a large degree the success that was mine on the bicycle tracks of the world.

There are relatively few experiments in atomic physics these days that don't involve the use of a laser.

Liberty means more to me than life itself.

Love the truth. Let others have their truth, and the truth will prevail.

I've known my mom since I was zero years old. She is quite dope.

Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

I would cancel dialysis to be in the [hopefully upcoming Firefly] movie.