Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait.

Life is creation - self and circumstances, the raw material.

If there was a trick, there must be a trickster.

A happy childhood is perhaps the most-fortunate gift in life.

The difference between you and me is that you think to live and I live to think.

Every thought vibrates through the universe.

Men would always rather be made love to than talked at.

Suddenly a mist of green on the trees, as quiet as thought.

The better you hear a thing put, the more certain you are there's another view.

Quotations are feeble; you always regret making them.

Life ought to be lived on a basis of silence, where truth blossoms.

You are here to be fully alive. Your expression is needed. Don't hold back

Because when you’re really scared to do something … do it right away.

Sometimes she wondered if the shape of his eyes affected how he saw things. That was probably the most racist question of all time.

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.

Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.

The tea party venerates the Constitution while despising the political system it has produced.

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only in the toilet - if one wants to extract the full flavor of their content.

Sometimes people can get shitty, but you won't last in music industry by taking things personally.

Beauty, without kindness, dies unenjoyed and undelighting.

It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who like dogs" - (L.T.'s Theory of Pets)