Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act.

Make subtlety obvious.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

I've always said that music is like literature.

It makes sense in that environment that you would hold on in the U.S. government to the people who know their way around this particular block.

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else.

The politics of crime is not about a party's record or a candidates proposals, but about perceived character and values.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

Our world is endangered by the absence of good ideas