Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

Hope is life's essential nutrient, and love is what gives life meaning

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

When words failed I realized there was something unspeakably beautiful in not being able to put words to your happiness.

I think politics is like an X-ray machine: Everything is found out eventually.

Reflect upon your present blessings

The important thing to know about an assassination or an attempted assassination is not who fired the shot, but who paid for the bullet.

Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to themselves that makes them ugly.

Twinkle, twinkle, quasi-star Biggest puzzle from afar How unlike the other ones Brighter than a billion suns Twinkle, twinkle, quasi-star How I wonder what you are.

Relativity propped it up, at least gave it the illusion of being there…the way all reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

Kristen Stewart is kind of captivating; she can just stare at stuff and it works because I still want to watch it.

Simple, like uncarved wood.