Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.

Truth is something you stumble into when you think you're going some place else.

When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change... you will change.

I don't make enemies, it's just I'm not afraid to speak my mind, which can sometimes mean people don't like what I am saying

I have sunshine in my heart regardless of conditions around me.

A nation will not survive morally or economically when so few have so much and so many have so little.

What you learn is more important than what you earn.

The only thing worse than human ignorance is human pride in that ignorance.

I wouldn't be where I am now if I didn't fail ... a lot. The good, the bad, it's all part of the success equation.

Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort it brings.