Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.Dang, " Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

A man must know the expectations of his woman and a woman must know the expectations of her man.

Instinct is a marvelous thing. It can neither be explained nor ignored.

I have found after 1.d4 there are more opportunities for richer play.

But where are the snows of last year? That was the greatest concern of Villon, the Parisian poet.

Awareness, one with knowing, is love.

Its better to pace yourself throughout a big day like Thanksgiving by having something healthful for breakfast and something light for lunch.

My work is the world. Here the sunflowers, there the hummingbird - equal seekers of sweetness. Here the quickening yeast; there the blue plums.

Unbelief starves the soul; faith finds food in famine.

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

Persevere on, my brave lads, We have only just begun. Never despond! Never say enough!