Wooden was the coach for the UCLA Bruins, arguably the greatest sports coach we ever had.

If man could apply half the ingenuity he’s exhibited in the creation of weapons to more sensible ends, there’s no limit to what he might yet accomplish

What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?

Hate wears you down and doesn’t hurt your enemy. It’s like taking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

Suffering must be the inevitable tariff exacted from spirit for residing in human form.

Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.

Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.

Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.

We have two families in life. One were born with that shares our blood. Another we meet along the way that's willing to give it's life for us.

The first prerequisite of elaborate mental exercise was a full stomach.

I boogie my bliss, dance away my density, and jump into joy!

The sun stopped shining for me is all.

Strategy is methodical, but the one who steers chaos and randomness can steer God.

Like maybe it's forever, maybe it's not

The world belongs to the energetic.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides.

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.

So the big, bad, and able-to-mind-control angel thinks you’re his. As in ‘I don’t share my woman.

I think that one of the strangest things about being an actor is, it's almost freelance work.