Words are a means to an end. Those who chase after them inevitably fail to reach that end.

We are not born with a need for knowledge, but a hunger for it. Eve bit the apple and it has been gluttony ever since.

Is it not ignorance that we share? A lie takes two. The truth we find alone.

Race should be seen in one way, and one way only: on your marks, get set, go!

Infatuation is measured in pleasure. Love is measured in pain. Behold the value of pain!

Wisdom doesn’t come only from the experience you have had, but from the experience you have chosen not to have.

No philosopher was ever apathetic. If there is no love, it is not philosophy.

To measure up takes skill, but to err is an art.

Novelty does not require intelligence, but ignorance, which is why the young excel in this branch.

The key to writing is something to be stolen. How else does one open the door to a house of thieves?

Stereotypes are based on the idea that two heads are bigger than one.

Death is not the end of one's life rather than the beginning of another ( bad or nice) life.

The aim of law is the maximum gratification of the nervous system of man.

My quest these days is to find my long lost inner child, but I'm afraid if I do, I'll end up with food in my hair and way too in love with the cats.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

By trying to control everything we become very neurotic, more and more desperate. It's a huge tragic thing.

The manufacturer who finds himself up the creek is the short-sighted opportunist who siphons off all his advertising dollars for short-term promotions.

In the era of big brains, life stories could end up any which way. Look at mine.

When all those city folks try to fix up my talking, all they do is mess me up.

What turns a work crisis into a life crisis is the infusion of dread.

If people don't think they have the power to solve their problems, they won't even think about how to solve them.