Words are easy; lies as simple as parting your lips and breathing.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Philosophy . . .consists chiefly in suggesting unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.

Love is a rare and precious thing. Squander it at your peril.

He’s not my god.”“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”“Gods should always be judged.

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.

Far more critical than what we know or what we don't know is what we don't want to know.

It is so much in the nature of men to overreach and deceive one another, that their very sports and plays are founded on that principle.

We could go work on curing cancer. We could go work on building spaceships. We could go work on art projects. What's fun about working at Asana is we get to work on all of them at the same time.

Magic is the deliberate manipulation of coincidence.

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

I'm not so interested in the effort that it takes to have a self-promotional outlook. I believe in being quiet and making my work and just trying to make discoveries and let the painting evolve.