Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Life sucks, and then you die...

Man conquers the world by conquering himself.

The 150th anniversary of Penn State will highlight what is important and good about this distinguished institution and the fine people and research that it produces.

There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

The enemy combatants in LA are not the citizens and suspects, it's the police officers.

And what if---what are you if the people who are supposed to love you can leave you like you're nothing?

In vain doth valour bleed, While Avarice and Rapine share the land.

I am passionate about making music that feeds the soul and brings people together.

The trouble is you almost have to marry a man before you can find out the sort of wife he needs; and usually it's exactly the sort you are not.