Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Keep fit and have fun!" ~Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

And what if there are only spiders there, or something of that sort

The majority is the best way because it is visible and has strength to make itself obeyed. Yet it is the opinion of the least able.

Real leaders ask hard questions and knock people out of their comfort zones and then manage the resulting distress.

God is not He who is, but That which is.

Well, I don't believe there are subjects that can't be painted, but there are a lot of things that I personally can't paint.

You are writing the story of your only life every single minute of every day.

Your playing small doesn't serve the world.

We are still resisters, and we are still resisting the occupier militarily and culturally and by all the means of resistance. Repeat after me: No, no for the occupier.

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