Words mean more than we mean to express when we use them: so a whole book ought to mean a great deal more than the writer meant.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Don't expect to achieve and maintain financial success without understanding the difference between your wants and needs, and not allowing your wants to control your life.

I knew that (job) had to be a humbling role for my dad, but he never allowed it to become humiliating work.

shame should be reserved for the things we choose to do, not the circumstances that life puts on us

It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.

What we call God's justice is only man's idea of what he would do if he were God.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

How many times would I throw this away before I realized it was what I had been looking for all along?

A man is first reverent about himself, and self-respect is the first stage in reverence for all things.

Heartbreak makes us stronger; it's an opportunity for spiritual growth. How can you understand someone else's pain if you have not yourself suffered?

I meditate, I do yoga and I have a lot of friends who are healers.....And if none of that works, I go by a chocolate bar and a bottle of cognac.