Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Virtue became less the harsh and martial self-sacrifice of antiquity and more the modern willingness to get along with others for the sake of peace and prosperity.

The eye is the jewel of the body.

As legal slavery passed, we entered into a permanent period of unemployment and underemployment from which we have yet to emerge.

Tennis has to be very careful.Not everyone is a computer, it is very good we have John McEnroe. I hope we have a couple more.

Once a guy starts wearing silk pajamas it's hard to get up early.

Reality seems valueless by comparison with the dreams of fevered imaginations; reality is therefore abandoned.

Whatever your dream is, look yourself in the mirror and declare that you are indeed going to achieve it -no matter what the price.

Hope is the most treacherous of all human fancies.

As a human being, I'm work in process.

Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.