Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I realize I am alone and there is no one with me.Is this I wonder, how my whole life will be?

See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.

Well the first order of government is to preserve the public order and safety.

Little Jesus, was Thou shy Once, and just so small as I? And what did it feel like to be Out of Heaven, and just like me?

I wash my cars and clean the garage a lot. That's kind of my thing.

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play.

My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.

Literally overnight, I became an animator... and one that was well-known.

The main problem in developing a deep prayer life is by far the failure to live the radicality of the Gospel, hour by hour and day by day.

Here we are standing face to face, isn't this world a crazy place, just when I thought the chance had passed, you go and save the best for last.