Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

If there is no meaning in it, " said the King, "that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Which way will the sunflower turn surrounded by millions of suns?

Though my father was poor and had nothing, the Torah, the poetry of prophets, was his daily bread.

Music is a strange thing. I would almost say it is a miracle. For it stands halfway between thought and phenomenon, between spirit and matter.

I have no faith in a human critter who hasn't one or two bad habits.

We should not assume; however, that just because something is unexplainable by us, it is unexplainable.

I am confident of doing well because I am enjoying my sport again.

Generally, we admire the thing we are not.

Ad campaigns are necessary for competition. But good PR educates people; that's all it is.