Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Nobody wants to be a part of your story. Everybody wants you to elaborate on their fantasies.

The invalidity of Darwinism and the actuality of creation are scientific facts.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

Abstract truth is the eye of reason.

Mum would have a panic attack if she had to stand up and give a speech around a table.

Come, and the only limits to what you'll be able to achieve will be your own courage and your own talent.

I always felt like hanging around the pocket was trouble, but the truth is, the great players take the beatings in the pocket and expose themselves -- and that is the real risk.

I believe that maturity is not an outgrowing, but a growing up: that an adult is not a dead child, but a child who survived.

Cast from your heart the bitterness.